London: The owners of Manchester City Football Club and Portsmouth Football Club have discussed a joint purchase of UEFA. Although they first wanted to buy FIFA, the owner of Accrington Stanley Football Club decided that they didn't hate Sepp Blatter enough to buy FIFA. Thus UEFA is all the Man. City and "Pompey" owners can afford. Although their motives are unsure, the bigges motivator is apperantly to get rid of "that fat cunt, Michel Platini" as a friend of Sulaiman Al-Fahim said to SNN.
Many people have thought about buying up UEFA before. The inhabitants of Liverpool, being fed up with meeting Chelsea in every Champions League quarter or semi-final did try to raise money to buy UEFA, all they managed to raise was £10, mainly due to them all being on welfare. Newcastle supporters also tried to raise funds to buy up UEFA, but no one understood what they were saying so amount of funds and motives are still unknown.
Sources close to Chelsea owner Roman Abramovic say that he has also been approached by the all to wealthy sheiks, but when asked if he wanted to participate in the purchase of UEFA or FIFA he answered in very bad English "I have no intention of being co-owner in a institution for the mentally ill". If he meant that UEFA and FIFA are crowded by insane people, which is true, or if he thought that UEFA and FIFA are actualy institutions for mentally ill people set in Siberia is unknown.
Neither Platini nor any of the sheiks with their arses stuffed with money have been avalible for comments.
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